He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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