Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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