I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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