What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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