It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
