I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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