It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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