I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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