So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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