I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I love you.
Bad choice
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
