I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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