Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The best revenge is premature balding
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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