ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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