The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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