Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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