What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
