I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
