i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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