Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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