I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
