The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
