'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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