Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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