Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
