I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This is my gift to your gina
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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