we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
either way he was missing a nipple.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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