Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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