i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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