Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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