ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it was like eating out sand paper
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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