so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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