Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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