i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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