my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I understand Curling. That high.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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