I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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