well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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