Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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