You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize