I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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