There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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