yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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