So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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