Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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