So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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