She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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