I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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