Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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