i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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