The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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