did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I didn't notice because vodka
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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