Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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