we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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