He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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